She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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