Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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