forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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