Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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