I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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