My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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