i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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