420 ftw
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Im part way to drunk.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
