Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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