I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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