Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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