i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
people are starting to question the shark bite story
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
