I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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