discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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