Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize
