you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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