Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
you never un-have a 4some
I need a beard to bite.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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