I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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