haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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