Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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