i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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