The best revenge is premature balding
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
tell me about the eggs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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