yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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