Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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