wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i came on her dog
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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