What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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