i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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