i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
