im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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