The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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