Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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