I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Text me some of your sweat
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