ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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