I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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