Nicole vs. Life
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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