Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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