who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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