Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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