i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
