Got a toothbrush?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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