Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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