But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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