did you get engaged???
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
