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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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