ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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