Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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