Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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