Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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