they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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