so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
you never un-have a 4some
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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