i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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