The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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