Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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