Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
