Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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