my soul wont recognize me after tonight
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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